Notes of holiday cheer

Dear Lady in Hillsboro Village,
Yes, the lady who gabbed on her cell phone while the light was green is a complete moron, but honking your horn for more than 30 seconds probably isn't necessary to alert her to that fact.

Dear Truck Owner who Parked Four Inches from My Bumper,
You deserved the European-style de-parking job I did to your vehicle. And by the way, you were in a no parking zone. I was not.