Does that scooter come in paisley?

I swear, you can only find something like this in the South. I was driving along Airport Boulevard the other day (AKA the world's largest parking lot), when I turn to my right and see the following sign:

M&S

Four-Wheelers, Go-Carts, and Scooters

Furniture, Home Decor and Silk Flowers

Because Mom always wanted a go-cart to accent the wood panelling in the living room.